Thanks to the brilliant ploy of delaying travel documents large numbers of ISIS fighters have been forced to postpone their flights to the UK. Even when they arrive, due to staff shortages, they will be subject to long queues to get through passport control. BA baggage holders have voted for a go-slow to coincide with the school holidays and as a final line of defence long sections of the M1 have been given 50mph speed limits due to lane closures. Under the protection of a government led by David Cameron the nation is unassailable.
Passport backlog to hold up inevitable advance of ISIS
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I like it, might need to be a bit longer for a story though.
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