England football fans Lee and Duane Spence were left embarrassed and dismayed after mistakingly parting with hundreds of pounds for the infamous "You're-a-guy?" ladyboy show, believing they were actually buying tickets for England's second opening-phase Group D match against Uruguay.
After purchasing tickets from a street vendor the pair were ushered into a nearby stairwell and advised to 'hurry as it is about to start'
"It only dawned on us that we had made a mistake, when what we believed to be a pre-match entertainer began firing table tennis balls towards us from his anus. To be honest, our initial disappointment was with the state of the stadium more than anything and it all ended up being a really good night after we took the lads back to our hotel."
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England fans red-faced after buying front-row seats for 'You're A Guy?"
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