Finsbury residents were disturbed last night when a spacecraft from the planet Zorb landed at the playing fields beside Tigris Crescent. A resident, Mrs Ethel Hubris told reporters that the vessel contained aliens searching for a being known to them as ‘Thraagiill’, but thought to be going under the earth name of Anthony Blair. She was told that the shape shifting entity was one of a number of escapees from an asylum on one of the planet’s moons, reserved for the dangerously deluded.
It was disclosed to Mrs Hubris that there had been a mass breakout of detainees from the Zorbian establishment known to them as ‘phooord’ on the moon G4. It was thought that a number of the inmates may have escaped to earth and Intergalactic Arrest Warrants have been issued. Chief Investigator Schillkott of Galactopol believes an arrest may be made shortly.
Mrs Hubris said later that she was shown holographs of the escapees and had identified two of the other creatures as having a strong resemblance to the beings she knew as Alex Salmond and Ed Balls.