In yet another desperate bid for popularity, David Cameron was moaning yesterday about the
deplorable state of internet porn. He said;
I don't have to tell anyone of the downright shoddy material you can view on the internet these days. Why only the other day I was looking at a ladyboy who was obviously a female with a sock in her knickers. It is for this and other outrages that I plan to set up a body to regulate internet porn.
He went on to be very vague about the details of how this body might work and we can only speculate that teams of full-time porn examiners will be needed, which, on top of all the people now employed by the government to harass and embarrass the poor, will mean a lot of extra jobs for wankers.