Satanist schools from across the country are protesting against the recent backlash against faith based schools, and demand to have their religious freedom protected against the government's secular agenda.
Damian Beardsley, a principle in St Lucifer's Satanic school in Basingstoke said that the culture and values of British Satanists need to be protected. 'Faith based schools are essential whether you are Christian, Jew, Muslim or Satanist,' said Beardsley.' For example, last mid-term I brought some pupils on a religious retreat to Rome where we murdered and pillaged Christians. This is all part of our Hail Satan ethos that the children need to be educated on.'
'Other facilities for Satanist children simply aren't available in multi-denominational schools,' he explained. ' Most schools don't have the Pentecostal shrine needed to summon demons- an integral part of our RE syllabus, nor do they have the facilities to impale swans- an essential part of our music syllabus, nor do they even have virgin bloodbaths- what Satanist children use for washing themselves after PE.'
One of the most extreme elements about the school is that they allowed an openly gay man to teach Maths, a totally unacceptable principle among most faith based schools. 'We've made an exception to having a homosexual person teaching maths, and contrary to what we expected has improved the children's grades rather than corrupting their fragile minds. We find that our excellent education standards has made many parents convert to Satanism in the hope that their children can be educated at St Lucifer's.'
'As a worshipper of Satan I try to be as evil as I can,' he added. 'But I know that no matter how hard I try, I'll never be as evil as the average Ofsted inspector.'