Whilst large parts of the world sink into civil war, mayhem and destruction, BBC Plonker-Vision tackles the weighty problem of if you can put yoghurt pots in recycling bins. A couple of pillocks sitting on the sofa exchange bland comments and discuss parochial and trivial matters for audiences on sedatives.
It has been revealed that Government Plans to include the Yoghurt Pot issue in the Queen’s Speech were rejected by Her Majesty as being too silly. Sources in the Palace have reported that she told the Prime Minister “I am not having Yoghurt Pots AND plastic bags, next you will have me telling jokes”.
More ! More ! Give us more! Reality TV, talent shows, Strictly Come Dancing, Moldavia’s Got Talent or perhaps we can watch some mass produced yank crap with special effects and a simplistic plot.