[I cant go to no jobcentres not with my back,Ive got to stay at home and gaurd the house incase someone trys to break in and steal the kids family allowance,with 15 kids thats a lot of money.Havnt got time to go to job centre what with Jereamy Kyle being on at such awkward hours of the day,fucking 9.45am,its a liberty Im not even out of bed by then,and I have to have me rest if Im going to have more kids.Jeramy fucking Kyle,always going on about dole scroungers when all his guests are dole scroungers,how would he feel if they all got jobs eh,thered be nobody on his show,then hed be on the dole,he relys on us lot,well not me,cos its me back see.Cant bend over,cant stand up for to long either,its all that shopping I have to do,I only get nine hundred pound a week,how am I meant to live on nine hundred pound ah?its outragous,by the time Ive brought me fags,then all me cider and cream buns and stuff theres only about four hundred quid left.Then theres all the bills to pay,electric gas etc,fuck me money dont grow on trees you no,its a fucking liberty,me house is to small how am i meant to live in 3 houses knocked into one,say Im sitting downstairs watching my plasma tv,and I have to go look for something like a sock right across the other side of the house upstairs somewhere ay?its a fucking joke this country,my misses is up the duff again to,i dont no how we are gonna cope with 16 kids,wel have to sell one.And Im over weight,Im 26stone its all the food I keep eating,I just seem to get bigger and bigger,and nobody helps you do they?no.Oh if only I had a job,Id love to go to work,but how can I work with my back,I dont wont to lie in bed all day bonking my big fat wife like a couple of wales banging away on our speciel Ten thousand pound bed we got of the social for our backs.I get so deppressed,four hundred fucking quid,what the fuck do the expect me do do with that ay,I ask ya.
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