A report carried out by the UN Anti-Corruption Agency has concluded that everyone in the world is now corrupt. This bleak assessment is summarised in the report’s conclusion, ‘having examined all available evidence it is our finding that everyone is ‘at it’ in one way or another. Examples include - expense-swindling politicians, FIFA , quangos, NGOs, the BBC, Tony Blair, Lesley Judd, all monarchies, benefit claimants, bankers, Miriam Margoyles, The Financial Services Authority, the surviving members of The Four Tops, journalists, the armed forces, Rupert Murdoch, the actor who played Ralph Malph in Happy Days, Amazon, Gazprom, former Sheffield Wednesday and England midfielder Carlton Palmer, the FBI, M15, MFI, the CIA, C&A, Boots the chemists, Keith Chegwin, Tower Hamlets Council, the Betty Ford Clinic, Tony Blair, Alvin Stardust, General Motors, Smithkline Beecham, Stephanie Beacham, Bruno Brookes, the New York Stock Exchange, Sarah Palin, Michael Palin, Google, Monty Don, Starbucks, the lollipop lady at your local school, the Dalai Lama, Dick Van Dyke, the Church, Tony Blair, IKEA, all tradesmen, the artist formerly known as the artist formerly known as Prince, the Inland Revenue, 1979 snooker World Champion Terry Griffiths, Nestle, and that Canadian bloke who used to present Fingerbobs and you, yes you, don’t deny its true, and Tony Blair’.
Everyone corrupt, claims report
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UN Anti-Corruption Agency accused of corruption
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