And neither do I have any designer sunglasses for sale.
But I do have a rather fine and dandy website distraction for you to look at, if you have a few moments.
Because, I know that you all are. Some of you almost terminally.
The NewsBiscuit Community
The website is a work of genius. And I hate you immensely for making me feel so old.
Cool website, can't believe I'm 10990 days old. I've never really thought about it that way before.
Thank you. I only came here to insult you all about your age because my Super Kaleidoscope submission sank without trace.
Wot, this one?
Nah, fat chance. Your genius was clearly wasted on Our Noble Masters.
I'm pleased to see that 3/4 of the people born on the same day as me are still alive. It's reassuring to be in the majority!
Best thing I've read in ages - top site.
You are too kind.
Who do we lobby for a Kaleidoscope FP?
P'raps it just needs a good piccie?
Great. The opening of the olympics in London is closer to my birthdate than today. The 1908 olympics. Still, 9000 of 100, 000 born in the same year as me are already dead, so it could be worse.
Having now reached over 1.5 million people in just over a week, being mentioned in New York Times, Time Magazine and more, I have to say the site has been a success.
Of course I'm more proud that my Super Kaleidoscope story was published.
And I'm even slightly MORE proud that last weekend I became a dad for the first time.
Congratulations Bonjo. Just in time for Fathers' day too. Good planning.
Is the web site your baby too? I'll take another visit and see if I can work out how you make money from it.
I hadn't realised that you'd built the website - to me, your introduction to it was ambiguous. Excellent result then !
And, wonderful news about becoming a Dad. I guess you won't have much time for this place, then. Not even a couple of minutes. I doubt you'll even have time to read this.
Yes, congrats on all three counts (website, Kaleidoscope and fatherhood) from someone who is exactly the same age as Skrillex and Rihanna. I mean the combined ages of Skrillex and Rihanna of course, thanks for that. Git.
Yes, my wife and I built the website. She had the fun job of going through the entire 20th century to decide who and what was interesting or not.
Did you make it in the list?
Princess Beatrice and Daisy Low are my combined age. And I definitely would. Both of them. This has cheered me up no end.
This is lovely.
I feel old now.
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