Britain's lurch to the Right brings it two miles closer to Europe
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I like the lunatic literalness of this. Stars.
Offset by Europe's 3.21869 km lurch to the right to maintain historical distance between itself and les rosbifs. Putin not amused by incursion on Russia's borders as a result of the shift.
wwwiz has a point, though it has bugger all to do with les rosbifs. France voted so right of Gengis Khan that Europe rippled half way to China.
Is there perhaps a sub based on these seismic shifts that might actually spin the Earth off its axis?
Would make an entertaining Photoshop picture of a re-arranged Europe with each individual country shown shifted eastwards by an amount proportional to its right-ward political shift. Showing, for instance, France to the east of Ukraine and Greece half-way across the Atlantic.
Evening Harold did a picture on their FB page of Europe sitting in Russia's lap after their move to the right.
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