Ridiculous incorrect decisions create talking points amongst fans, so why not have more of them? “ said Sepp Blatter
“We have been against goal line technology and action replays because it would mean that conditions would be inconsistent between the different levels of football.
So as a solution we are going to take away all touchlines and goalposts. There definitely won’t be penalty spots, players will take it in turns to play in goal, no offside rule etc.
When there is doubt either the hardest team will get their way or teams will take it in turns.”
There was jubilation in South Africa on hearing this news. Unless they are allowed to play in the final they have declared that no one else is going to be allowed to play on their pitches and that the other teams will have to supply their own footballs.