A new opinion poll predicts that people who vote UKIP today will feel like complete twats when they wake up on Friday morning and realise what they've done.
The poll suggests that on Friday most UKIP voters will be in denial or pretend they voted for UKIP by mistake.
'Few voters,' said pollster Prof Jim Brand, 'in the cold light of post- election day, are going to say they backed UKIP.'
One man, who wished to remain anonymous, said that he intended voting for UKIP but would be telling everyone he'd voted for the Monster Raving Looney Party.
I don't want to look like a complete twat on Friday morning,' he said.