Prince Charles is perfectly within his rights to be a fuckwit and express fuckwitted views in private conversations, even though they could advance World War III, most fuckwits believe. A poll of fuckwits were asked whether the heir to the throne should be allowed to talk blatant shit to whoever he pleases and have it reported as serious news in the world’s press. The result was a unanimous ‘yes’, with a minority of fuckwits choosing an ‘I don’t understand the question’ option.
‘The Prince is a human being like most of the rest of us,’ said one fuckwit. ‘That means he is entitled to say what he wants to who he wants including plants, dogs and vegetables’ The mouth-breather, Nick Clegg, who cannot be named for legal reasons continued ‘It is only in his constitutional role as Duchy of Cornwall and Royal purveyor of oat-based snacks that he has to take care to maintain neutrality, so as not to imbalance the balance of trade in biscuits. Otherwise he is as free as Basil Fawlty to do Hitler goose stepping and moustache shtick while on international tour in the full glare of the world’s media. And yes I realise that a vegetable is a plant in some circumstances.’