A group of time travellers visiting this century has filed a complaint about the quality of modern legends, labelling them a 'risible bunch of reality TV types, journeymen sportsmen and forgettable musicians.' Many are demanding thier money back, as soon as they can find the person responsible for arranging the shift in the space time continuum.
"I've met Beowulf and King Arthur," said one furious time traveller, 'and let me tell you, none of these modern so called legends come even close. I don't think being a spin bowler for England and a presenter on the One Show qualified you as a legend," said one time tourist.
Time travel industry hits back saying 'tourists need to read up on an era before visiting it' and 'it's well established that this is one of the lamest periods of history for human achievement'