Climate Activists desperate not to put 'greenhouse gases' into the air and cause a catastrophe can explode if they sit in the sun for too long new research says. Climate activists should not feel guilty about farting say doctors.
Climate Activists Who Do not Fart Can 'Explode'
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Stars. I can't resist a flatulence-based joke.
lots of gas about today lol
flatulence will get you nowhere
Reminds me of an old Jeremy Hardy heckler put-down during, I think, a vegetarian based routine; ‘the trouble with vegetarians’ is you never know which end they’re hissing from.’
Have some stars for the fart gag.
yup fart gags are sophisticated in the satire world
Jesus Christ, DD. Is that the best you can manage ? A fart joke ? No problem with fart jokes in general. I was just hoping you could rise to the occasion and actually provide us all with some satire. You know, like what I wrote.
Did my "Seige latest ..." post hit home a little too hard ? Just what is your problem with science, evidence and facts ? Why can't you take the piss out of me in a way that is actually funny, and not just name-calling ? You know, something we can all enjoy.
Yes, I hurled insults at you and your ilk. I assume you get the point of NB and have a reasonably thick skin ? But I did a little more as well. I was satirical. Perhaps not the finest satire NB has ever seen, but at least I portrayed a known social stereotype in absurd circumstances that rang true with more than a few of us.
If you just want to vent feeble whinges like your weekend post then bugger off elsewhere.
I'm claiming victory. Enjoy the bump.
Good day to you, sir.
*flounces into the ether*
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