Truebiscuit from Plymouth, moy luvvers
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What can you say?
I'd maybe tone down the sequins a bit.
Oh, and have a shower.
“He was banned because he was stinking, his personal hygiene was such that he was leaving a very foul smell in my shop for half an hour after he had been in.
Er....is he sure it's not his own pasties that stink?
For me pasties smell of body odour - and anyway I'd imagine that this particular customer would have more of an air of Devon violets about her...
So it's not necessarily the sequined ball gowns or the peach-lace basques?
All I need is a bit of roll-on.
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