The UK's dirty old men are up in arms over remarks made by a woman during the trial of Rolf Harris.
The woman told jurors that Harris was 'a dirty old man'.
Dirty old man Fred Macintosh (68) said from a Wolverhampton park bench that the remark was 'an outrage and a slur' on the country's dirty old men.
Mr Macintosh said he couldn't speak for the country's dirty old women.
'We have a bad enough press,' Mr Macintosh said,'without being compared to a second rate Aussie artist.
'I suppose next we'll be accused of exposing ourselves to a didgeridoo.'