'she was dissuaded from contacting the police by friends of hers. "they were basically asking me to just suck it up, otherwise the world's going to be destroyed from global warming", she said'.
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Quote of the Week ! The masseuse propositioned by Al Gore.
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The All New Jeni B
onlineMemberRight. So if the planet implodes, it's her fault? Selfish cow.
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Hunter F. Thompson
offlineMemberThe grammar is convincingly authentic. Nice Coronation Street stuff, really, could do 2 or 3 episodes, getting it set up for the teary punchline. If you let yourself go, you could laugh till you died of it.
BTW, Mr Jez, thanks for wading through it all and reporting so we don't have to.
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arrghgarry
offlineMemberDear Plucky,in Japan you can send out for a massage (the kind where they massage the part you want massaging .It is called delihealth .from Delivery and health (because you won
t get a disease from these girls , its so healthy.Foreigners are not usually allowed to partake as they are all poxxed up you know.
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