A quiet South London residential street does not have one resident who is a psychopath, serial killer or terrorist, it has been claimed.
'It's almost a perfect quiet residential street,' said estate agent Mark Housman, 'except for the lack of a psychopath or other serious criminal type. Buyers like to think that one day their street will be on the six-o'clock news as the quiet residential street where no one expected to find a mass murderer living quietly.'
A current resident of the quiet residential street said she had lived there for ten years, but despite it being the quietist residential street she had lived on, nothing of six-o'clock news standard had happened.
'Perhaps it's just not quiet enough,' she said. 'God, living here on some days you really feel like bloody killing someone.'