Lib Dems were on the offensive this week with another round of policies in light of the forthcoming elections in 2015. Proposals include promises of guaranteed profits with CoOp shares, the abolition of parking tickets and ice cream that never melts. Along with free school meals and a pile of gold at the end of the rainbow, the Lib Dems will continue to build their manifesto without recourse to their triumphal tuition fees campaign. A spokesperson said that Santa’s appointment is a dream come true. Other strategic appointments include Nick Clegg inviting the pixies at the bottom of his garden to work alongside Vince Cable in the treasury.
Lib Dems appoint Santa Claus as campaign manager
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