Ed Milliband says that parents have been underpaying children for lost teeth under the coalition government. He promised yesterday that as Prime Minister he will ensure that child receive a minimum of £5 per tooth and that this will rise annually in line with the increase in school meals. Toothless children at numerous primary schools welcomed the news and said they would vote for Wallace and Gromit in future.
Tooth Fairy will leave at least £5 promises Milliband
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"... children ... said they would vote for Wallace and Gromit in future."
Very good. Expand a little bit and this has to be a NiB.
Hahaha... 5 Stars
Good one, 5* so far, needs expansion.
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