Green energy fans applauded the introduction of the iJerk; a device which when fitted to a male teenager’s wrist uses the energy of masturbation to charge personal electronic devices. The manufacturers claim that its use five times a day will keep an iPhone fully charged although it does not recommend phone-use whilst charging is in progress, or charging when driving. A concerned mother was relieved to learn that her son was only charging his phone and had not fainted in the bathroom.
First the iPod, then the iPhone and the iPad, next the iJerk
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