I was in my local bakery eyeing up all the pastries when I was greeted by a strangely beautiful raven-haired woman with a neatly trimmed beard. "Can I help you?" she asked softly and in a sultry manner.
"Yes, do you have any cherry bakewells?" I enquired. She just smiled, looked at me and said, "No, but I've got a lovely chocolate covered ring doughnut down here, if you'd like to try"
So I glanced down at her offerings and there behind a pastey looking sausage roll was the sweet, brown surprise. "I've n-never tried one before" I stammered. "Oh I get it. Why don't you just try a bit then?" she said as she bent to offer me her choccy treat. "Put your finger in a little bit and try some on your tongue" she ordered. "I think you'll like it"
Not wishing to upset her, I reluctantly pushed my finger into her sweet pudding. I turned it a little before retracting it to taste the sugary outcome. "Hmmm….yeah... It's a bit sticky" I said. "I think I'll have a cream bun instead"
And that was it.