First they came for the discount stores...
Nazi threat to Poundland has a Truebiscuit feel to it
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Oh come on which one of you wrote this ??
Plot to kill David Dickinson..... Poundland too expensive.
Wait a minute did this kid write for Newsbiscuit and they found his computer.
"Plot foiled by nutter's inability to buy detonators or explosives for under £1."
Cue government plan to curb terrorism by introducing "minimum price" for detonators and "plain packaging" for explosivese.
Manufacturers of bomb materials complain of unfair discrimination against their businesses, and potential terrorists complain that their human right freely to purchsase components of their own choice is being curtailed.
More as soon as someone else has time to write this up properly.
Damn you Sydalg ! I'm never going to get any work done if you wave stuff like that in front of me.
Newsbiscuit contributor in court on terrorist charges.
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