In a surprise press conference last night, the BBC announced they would be accepting torture ideas to be used on Jeremy Clarkson. According to a spokesperson, this will be a new level of interaction' between the ordinary license payer and the Beeb. Following Clarkson's accusations of racism, list of possible punishments grew to include 'blowing up the Ferrari HQ, making Kristen Scott-Thomas uncool and forced watching of Piers Morgan's Life Stories.'. 'If he doesn't shut his face, we'll make him step on Lego Bricks' said the same spokesperson, before remembering Lego is a product and can't be advertised by the BBC.
BBC: We're open to Clarkson torture method suggestions
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