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Uk To Send Morris Dancer Peacekeepers to Ukraine

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Dun Dunkin

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Foreign office says it shows the UK is a serious player on the world stage.

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The UK's elite Morris Dancers are able to walk completely unnoticed using misdirection: Fairy Bells. Any unwitting target's last thoughts will be excitement at the approaching anticipated sprite.

Morris dancers will only attack in pairs or groups of four.

In addition to the traditional Unchained Nanchaku, A Morris dancer will also carry handkerchiefs.

Morris Dancers have been keeping the peace in England since the 14th century.

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