Gerry Adams arrested by Darth Vader. More soon.
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yes. been thinking along similar lines. Gerry Adams to lead in next Star Wars movie; complains that the force is with him too much - etc...
"I feel your hypocrisy"
The Dark Side of policing is strong with him
"These are not the former terrorists you are looking for..."
There must be a full sub in this
Republican Rebels were reeling today as one of their key generals, Jedi Adams, was arrested by the forces of the Dark Side, Darth Vader. Vader, who for legal reasons has his words re-voiced by an actor (and his high pitch Bristol accent isn't menacing enough anyway) said "these Rebel scum will be brought to their knees by my Dark Side Police Force, which is open to all denominations".
Meanwhile the rebel camp denied any involvement in anything. Obi Wan McGuiness told the media "He isn't the terrorist you're looking for."
The Westminster appointed commisioner charged with securing the convictions of terrorists, is reknown for not listening to advice or criticism, and is widely known as "the Deaf Tsar".
Incomplete and awful (don't know whether the Jedi Adams gag works, but then headline could be "Jedi Adams arrested by Darth Vader") please pitch in and knock around.
Obi Wan McGuiness told the media "He isn't the terrorist you're looking for."
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