Left wing activists up and down the country were rendered helpless with giggles in their rented accommodation after Nigel Farage was egged on the license-free telly.
Fred from Nottingham, temporarily known as Fred from Nottinghamshire Police Headquarters, and soon to be known as Fred of no fixed abode was delighted that his point blank shot hit home.
UKIP supporters leapt to Farage's defence, calling for a ban on the selling of eggs to people who haven't worked in the past six minutes, a cull of all chickens that lay eggs when Farage is planning a walkabout, and two minutes of silence for the unknown chicken that would have lived, had it not been for Fred's lunacy.
The head of Nottinghamshire Police, Chief Constable Eve Ningall simply said, "I'm not getting involved. They're all clucking mad."