Communities across the nation were stunned by revelations that a nasty person had done something fairly rotten to a nice person. Shock soon turned to outrage as community leaders demanded action by all authorities to stop nasty events in their tracks.
Details are sketchy, but it seems that a nice person, in the middle of doing nice things for people, and maximising the niceness factor, was set upon by the nasty person, who proceeded to do nasty things for at least 30 seconds.
A close friend of the nice person commented:
"The nice person is a pillar of community. There's no problem too big, and no stone will be left unturned to achieve a solution. The nice person is tall, good looking, in perfect physical shape, and is waiting for the right person to come along. The nice person has given up lots of free time, not to mention money and opportunities to ensure the community is nicer place. The nice person is basically an angel, and there's not a person that dislikes them."
Meanwhile, a policeman gave a brief description of the nasty person:
"The nasty person is a dangerous, callous and irresponsible individual, and will stop at nothing to get anything for nothing, while laughing all the way. The nasty person, is short, fat, ugly, separated, and what teeth are present, are yellow and furry. This person will do anything to anyone and eats Sugar Puffs for supper. We're obviously dealing with a real bastard."
Community leaders and authorities stressed that they weren't generalising at all, and that this is a very uncommon event, and urged people not to be afraid to carry on with their lives, but did stress that the nasty person is at large and their whereabouts are unknown.