No I didn't accuse you of being the anonymous tagger and one-star fairy, Lens Cap, as should be obvious. It had occurred to me that you might be and making comments under an established identity and totally anonymously aren't exactly mutually exclusive, but I concluded you probably weren't one and the same. As to who else you are, who knows?
I also don't know who the major troll is, otherwise I would have outed him (well, it's bound to be a him or multiple hims) by now. There is someone who in the recent past started at least three other accounts with names almost the same as 'Oxbridge' to have a pop, so I'm not being entirely paranoid about it. Yes, I know there was a 'LensCap' in there too...
As for your recent quietness, though, how about this from 8 April: "Awful writer, unfunny middle-class wanna-be comedian, only gets stuff picked up because of connections and so often missing the joke" on my thread about Miranda Hart, which any fule could see was a sly dig at me. And quite a witty one to be fair, though the idea of a chippy loner like me getting anywhere on social connections would leave anyone who actually knows me bemused.
Right, I'm off to shag blacklesbian's wife now, unless she's less than three miles away and fancies a foursome with Rebecca.