The common jellyfish is now Britain’s favourite pet according to research carried out yesterday.
The creature moved from 15000000 most popular creature in the UK right up to the coveted No1 spot, replacing kittens, puppies and meerkats as the nation’s favourite.
Pet shops have been inundated with requests for jellyfish and a law was passed making it illegal to throw rocks at them.
TESCO have introduce jellyfish to their own brand lasagne, replacing horsemeat as the No1 unidentified substance found in their foodstuff.
Bank holiday traffic reached record levels yesterday with city types desperate to see the sea for the first time.
Motorways have been brought to a standstill as people make their way to the coast in hopes of catching a jellyfish.
Moves are now under way to make the jellyfish a protected species, overtaking pandas, unicorns and LibDem voters on the endangered animal list.
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