In the face or rising criticism from his backbench MPs, earlier today the Prime Minister David Cameron admitted the existence of women. Despite having allowed a few to slip past his screening processes and be included in Government, the Prime Minister has always maintained that he encourages everybody to strive to achieve their potential and that it is important to recognise different people have different potentials.
To emphasise there is no prejudice against the female of the species, whilst visiting the site of a government funded Hedge Fund earlier today, Mr Cameron commented, “Of course we value to contribution of women to many aspects of life. They can be very useful. I keep one at home myself. Sweet little thing she is. I can come home to a meal ready and waiting. We all need to recognise the contribution women make to our society”.