Ashley Cole has upset a whole new section of British society with a new display of barbarity. The unpopular left back has devastated Britain's Heat-reading masses by claiming that Kylie Minogue is not the new Queen Mother. In fact, he said, the aussie superstar, voted Britain's most inexplicably and unconditionally loved female by Britain's emotionally incontinent community, was perfectly able to speak up for herself. 'She can answer back,' he told friends, 'she's not the bleeding Queen Muvva.'
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Ashley Cole latest: says Kylie Minogue is NOT the new Queen Mother
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