The government is to introduce self-policing for criminals. Government spokesman, Maria Miller, explained; "The old saying is 'it takes a thief to catch a thief' and this measure is simply an extension of how parliament itself works, and that's worked so well. It will save time as criminals can arrest themselves during the crime." When asked about criticism of sentencing by criminals, Ms Miller was robust; "'Negative fines' and 10 years 'not in prison' is exactly the kind of innovation the justice system needs."
Criminals to police themselves
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I like the idea.
I was thinking of a connected, 'government to use unemployed to monitor MPs'.
The savings per MP would be huge and unemployment would drop.
I prefer yours because it has jokes in it !
Great idea. Could be expanded??
nice angle - has my 'full confidence'
The perfect headline - take 5
"Criminals to police themselves"
Well, that's how the press works, isn't it?
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