A spokesman for ASDA defended the price of cabbages reaching £50 each today, claiming that 'cabbages are full of iron, vitamins and are healthy foods. This isn't promoting the image we have for our shoppers. If you want to look and eat like a fitness mad southern ponce then either cough up fifty quid or piss off to Waitrose you pretentious twats,' he said, smoothing down the creases in his seventy pence George business suit.
Asda claim £50 cabbage 'fair'
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'Cabbage Fair': sounds like an event to miss...
I love the language and the general tone of this, although it might apply equally well to Lidl or other supermarkets at the budget end of the spectrum.
Have five own-brand 'Value' stars, but with 20% off while stocks last.
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