A brilliant scheme to draw all politicians from a small group of well-connected "intelligentsia" so saving ordinary people the stress of choosing between them is being rolled out under a new EU directive. Under the banner, "One face, one folk, one leader" politics will no longer give rise to wars, famine or pestilence. "Giving people a choice means some will make a wrong decision. Now it doesn't matter what they choose…they get what we think they should have" stated a spokesperson, staring glassy-eyed into the future.
Plainly packaged politicians will save lives
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