The red smog currently engulfing London has proven so popular the government has decided to make it an annual Spring festival. 'This will rank with other seasonal events such as the Edinburgh Festival, Blackpool Illuminations and MPs apologising for abusing the expenses system - again,' said Culture Secretary Maria Miller. 'The sense of struggling to stand, shortness of breath and facing the opposition bench is similar to what ordinary citizens in London are feeling today, except they have to do this without the assistance of support from flankers. At least I think that's how David Cameron described himself today,' she said, explaining her ears were a bit clogged up 'with red crap.'
Red Smog 'to become annual Spring attraction'
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I've come over all misty eyed over the romance of it all...or that might be the sand irritating
a splendid wheeze! (quipped some politician or other - sounds like it might be Boris endorsing the idea).
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