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Birmingham perfume?

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Zadok the second

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Google ads just now, urging me to get out there and buy a manly scent called Birmingham. Why?

Posted 2 years ago #
AdrianJ

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Because Eau de Croydon smells like Camembert flavoured Cod's roe, that’s been left festering over the summer months, nestled betwixt the soiled cheeks of a marathon running tramp's back crack.

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