could someone do something with John Bercow:
Perhaps you, Mary? I feel you are in just the right frame of mind to deal with a speaker who over-ruled the Dean of Westminster ...
This is my favourite line:
"Apparently enraged by the reprimand, Mr Burns shook his head and mouthed the words 'stupid, sanctimonious dwarf' at the Speaker, who claims to be 5ft 6in."