David Moyes issued a warning today, asking the referee of their match tonight against Bayern Munich to watch out for the habit of certain of the Bayern players to 'score'.
'I've been watching several of their matches on my dad's DVD player,' said Moyes. 'And I've noticed that some of the Bayern players have a tendency to "score", especially in the penalty area.
'So when we - er, I mean, if we - lose tonight, it will be because the Bayern players have "scored", probably more than once. So I'm asking the referee to stop them doing it by any means necessary.
'Naturally, I've drilled it into my players that on no account are they to "score", and I'm proud to say that so far they've taken my words very much to heart.'