Firstly I'd like to thank the Editor and the Nice Admin Lady for all their years / days (respectively) of service to the site, and to announce that as several of you have already figured out, The Evening Harold has bought the NewsBiscuit website.
We intend to make a few changes here which I'm sure you'll all agree will make the place friendlier, happier and more in keeping with our small village theme.
1. Flounces are only allowed on evenings or weekends, and must contain at least two paragraphs. Any single paragraph flounce, or a flounce delivered during working hours, will be deleted.
2. Those who post tickers and no full stories will be put in the village stocks and pelted with rotten tomatoes. Those who post tickers which are too long to fit in a ticker will be forced to move to Swindon.
3. Our technical engineers are working hard to upgrade and replace the existing newsbiscuit code with something more up-to-date. For example, we expect soon to be able to receive submissions by fax.
I welcome you all to the Harold family. Harold be our name!