God has cleared up a common misunderstanding among football supporters. ‘Let me make this plain”, said God, with an air of finality, ‘I don’t answer prayers about the football team you happen to support. The result of some local derby match may mean a lot to you, but, frankly, it means fuck-all to me. I haven’t had anything other than a one-sided conversation with a sentient human being for, oh, nearly two thousand years. And if I ever do, it certainly won’t be about football. Anyway, I support Fulham’...
‘Read my lips’, says God, ‘I don’t give a toss about your team’...
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