Supermarkets advised early panic buyers to wait until after the Easter panic buying spree before starting the pre-Armageddon buying spree. When asked if 10 boxes of candles and 50 cans of condensed soup would be enough to last shoppers were told probably yes for the Easter weekend but not if full-scale intercontinental war breaks out. "In that case I would advise you to cash in your Nectar points PDQ" quoted one adviser. Government policy is to wait and see, from below ground preferably, only emerging for photo opportunities beside plucky British soldiers and their tank. Private Fraser summed up the mood of the nation "we're all doomed" he said as the watching public realised it wasn't the news but a re-run of Dad's Army.
WW3 still in appeasement phase. Panic buyers told to wait until next month.
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WW3 still in appeasement phase.This alone, is pure genius :)
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