The bigger your telephoto, the bigger your penis, says a survey of men's genitals and camera equipment ownership. Men with enormous telephoto lenses are likely to be well endowed, and vice versa.
Psychologists are at a loss to understand why the correlation is such a snug fit. Critics of the survey say it could lead to loss of concentration at sports events, where professional photography depends on lenis size. And there could be anxieties on holiday flights, especially for men with compact equipment, and those who have 'stowed the big stuff in the hold'
Professional photographers say it's not how big it is but whether you have control over your f stop.
Women, it's understood are still largely reliant on smartphones that can fit in a handbag and set to vibrate.