Experts in shape-shifting aliens, temporal protection agents and other idiots have said that there is conclusive absence of contradictory evidence that every conspiracy theory is being produced by a secretive committee of aliens. Chairman of the International Alien Intelligence Agency, Dave Wilkins of Arbroath, said; "This explains everything, pretty much every conspiracy theory, including this one, appears to be bollocks, clearly they're the result of alien thinking because if a human came out with them, they'd get locked up."
All conspiracy theories come from committee of shape-shifting aliens
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On behalf of the Stealth Alien Invader Supreme Council I have to inform you that your unauthorised disclosure of this confidential strategic information has been noted and that appropriate extreme sanctions will consequently be applied.
You will accordingly be exterminated forthwith and your former human form will be replaced by a more compliant but otherwise indistinguishable alien android replica. Resistance is futile.
Regards - the alien android replica currently occupying the former human form of the person known as Titus. Have a nice day.
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