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i am tempted to move into this nice, clean, empty thread.
that bunch in the previous squat were a filthy unhygenic lot. i'm going to live here on my own, in peace and quiet. hygenic peace and quiet.
changed my mind - my capitalist instincts have kicked in.
i'm gong to use this empty thread as a buy-to-let investment. who wants to rent a newly-built thread, in an up-market area, conveniently situated close to lots of other threads? just â£400 per month. references required.
Me! Me! I'll pay FIVE hundred a month if I can secure it now.
â£750 deposit & rent in advance, please. after you've supplied bank reference, credit reference, former landlord's reference, employer's reference and personal reference. i don't want any riffraff as tenants.
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