Search and rescue teams from around the world descended on No. 11 Downing Street today after picking up a faint signal said to be generated by a missing 64 year old beer drinking bingo player hoping to cash in their annuity linked pension pot in order to finance a life raft, some warm clothing and a flare "just in case".
Missing plane passenger found in red box.
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