Experts in cockney rhyming slang are having a rabbit about the pen and ink caused by the introduction of a new threepenny bit shaped coin. "We're in a right two and eight.", said Professor Aubrey Hamilton-Fox. "For donkeys' years, 'threepenny bits' has meant only one thing - now a team has been established to derive the meaning for the new bees and honey."
Katie Price refused to comment on the new threepenny bits.