The standard of OFSTED inspections and inspectors has been called into question by teachers in this country who complain that it is impossible to read or understand their reports.
Gary 'Gaz-Man' Manning is an experienced 22 year old History teacher from Reading and he claims that change is a long-time coming.
"When I started in this business, in 2012, I became very concerned about the length of the some of the words used by OFSTED in their reports, and the creepy nature of 40 or even 50 year olds coming into schools. Some of them were wearing suits like you get at OXFAM, well old."
18 year old teaching assistant Roxanne 'Roxie' Bayonet was equally disturbed and wrote a letter to the Queen to ask that OFSTED start bringing in better inspectors.
"Some of them off Made in Chelsea are lush, but also brainy and when they wear suits it doesn't look creepy. They could also text or Twitter reports to us so we can read them quicklier, sorry, more quick, and then the kids can be better teached and get better teaching jobs."
It is thought that the flagship new OFSTED inspection team will compromise various cast members of Hollyoaks, and Dermot O'Leary is set to head the department, though is set for retirement next year as his failing health is set to worsen in his autumn years.