Jeremy Corbyn founds People’s Front of Islington
Jeremy Corbyn announced today that, along with Zarah Sultana, he will be forming a new left-wing political party, provisionally named the...
Hamas agree to rebuild, as IDF has nothing to bomb
A possible ceasefire will allow Hamas to create rudimentary houses and respawn the dead. Said one bored IDF General: 'We've got all these...
Low risk prisoners will provide social care
The Government says that prisoners will replace immigrants in providing social care. Visas for foreign care workers are being scrapped....
Matt Hancock is possibly the victim, not the villain
As the Covid Inquiry rolls into it's eighty-third year, give or take, Matt Hancock takes the stand for the umpteenth time. Yes, of...
Trump threatens everyone except a Basingstoke man
A Hampshire man named Brian Miller is thought to be the only human on the entire planet yet to be threatened by US President Donald...
ISA limit to be cut to make them more affordable
A spokesperson for Rachel Reeves has confirmed that the Chancellor wants to cut the amount of money that can be invested tax free in a...
Welfare Bill to be assessed for personal independence
The government has announced that the Welfare Bill has been passed but has suffered some serious attrition while on it's journey through...
Lisa Nandy 'needed smelling salts' after viewing Glastonbury
"She was sitting there innocently watching the BBC's coverage of Glastonbury, wondering whether it would be something a bit like...
Git the Younger to take over Warwickshire Council
Warwickshire County Council was rocked this week by the resignation of its leader, Git the Elder, leaving his 18 year old deputy...
Spiteful Starmer creates Four Tier Justice
After being falsely accused of creating a two tier justice system, Starmer makes a four tier League of Justice, just out of spite and...
